As a man who consistently has uneven sideburns, a crooked mustache and oddly trimmed beard. This device might be just what I need.
"It reflects your personalityStart dropping those Christmas hints for your very own GoateeShaver.
It declares your individuality
Your goatee is much more than just facial hair
Your goatee helps fashion your identity"
[Note: As you watch the video, the female actress break character as she moves off screen....right around 58 seconds.]
[Image captured from CraziestGadgets: http://craziestgadgets.com/2009/04/21/goateesaver-keeps-your-manscaping-in-check/]